Melissa’s Cozy Teacup

Saw Biden and his running mate on 60 minutes the other day. Oh, wait, I mean Obama and his running mate. Sorry about the slip, but to me, Biden has more Presidential gravitas in his little finger than Obama has in his whole body. Every time I look at Obama, I see a kid who is still waiting to grow into his teeth and ears, chomping at the bit for the chance to get dad’s keys to the car so he can go necking for the first time. Eager and inexperienced.

I just do not feel guilty enough for being born white to vote for an inexperienced whipper-snapper who read The Rainbow Fish one too many times. Ya got yer rainbow fish economics, rainbow fish immigration, rainbow fish health care, etc. etc.

Panama is looking better and better, y’all.